Hello, No One!

It's been a while since my last post, so nobody even checks for new ones anymore and that sucks but it's my own fault. Unfortunately, I've been too busy (read: cool) to write since the spring. Here's why...

So my brother and his kids and my sister and my best friend from college all live in San Diego, where I would visit every other weekend for about a year or so. My poor car, Black Betty, finally pulled me aside one day and said, "Listen, bitch! I'm tired of this commute! I can't take it any more." I didn't really know what to say, because she knew that I knew that she knew that I was thinking it too. So there you have it; Black Betty convinced me to move us to San Diego.

And after six years in the City of Angels, six weeks of corporate housing and two weeks of homeless squatting, I now call my self a real Whale's Vaginian. I've transferred my job, my crazy car and my life to America's finest city and reside in its gayest section.

I decided on Hillcrest because I thought that it would be a safe neighborhood. No overly-aggressive men would attack me in this trendy, crest-of-the-hill area. In my pretend mind they all skip around to and fro and simply pity me for not being them (the latter is real). Plus, it has cool restaurants I can ride my bike, Wilma, to and stuff.

Anyway, I was at Rite Aid late the other night. A homeless guy about my age was sitting at the entrance looking all disgruntled. I noticed a pack of gay guys in the parking lot about halfway to the street. It occurred to me at that moment that, while true a gay attacker was unlikely, no gay man would ever RESCUE me either! They'd probably run flailing and screaming in the other direction and straight into the safety of Urban Mo's.

Oh well.

I walked in to Rite Aid and the bum actually kind of smiled at me.

I think my decision to move here was smart for the reason I cooked up above, but I am never going to meet a cute straight single guy here! What are the odds of that? There exists one and he's my roommate. Anyway, it helps me stay focused on my schoolwork -- oh yah, I started grad school part-time, too. Anyone good at financial accounting...? I didn't think so.

Nice post, captain no-post-since-March. Sorry about that. My bad. I thought I'd drop a quick "waddup" to see if anyone actually even gives a shit. Holla back if you do I guess. At least now you'll know why when you see me dating a bum...