I heart iTunes

I got my biggest thrill of the week yesterday: Sexyback was FINALLY on iTunes!

I've logged on to the music store every day since July looking for it. Rock Your Body, Cry Me A River, f'n Seniorita. No! What the hell took so long?!

"I'm bringing sexy back. Yah!"
"Them other boys don't know how to act. Yah!"

I'm probably going to get murdered for saying this, but I pretty much hate that song. I previewed the video for 20 seconds and it looks lame, too. Who can understand what they say? "Go ahead, be done with it?" What are they talking about? "Take it to the chorus." Weak. But people at the clubs LOVE it. They jump and scream when it comes on and then they rock out with their you-know-whats out.

I am fake dj-ing my friend's wedding and my gay date -- so what if Kenny's the closest thing I have to a boyfriend -- insisted over email in huge font that "Sexyback by Justin Timerlake HAS to be on the list." Since then, I have been petrified to show my face in Wareham because I couldn't find it on iTunes anywhere! I have been a Sexyback failure. Until today.

Tomorrow, I'm bringing sexy back to Wareham. I'm going straight to Benny's on Cranberry Highway and buying a boom box to carry on my shoulder. Then, I'm going to strut up and down the sidewalks of High Street blaring JT's new smash hit on level 10 like I wrote it myself and made millions. Get your sexy on, bitches. I did.